Don't know him and I didn't have sex with his mother. I'm not down with interspecies relationships.
Had another look, and yeah, looks as though they assembled the strap upside down (they were a shop display). Easy fix.
Can't wait to mount em and go ride.
Just like u mounted and rode my mum? You're not my real dad!
Sure u didn't sleep with her! No1 wants to get caught sleeping with the plus size woman!