First,.. Awesome Idea! Second, this is in NO way being submitted for the contest. Especially since the only girl I've gone boarding with is at this very moment, on a plane, moving to Germany! (...Yes yes! I'm even driving them out of the country!
This verse is not mine, can't even remember where I first read it, but it has stuck with me and I thought it might be a fun start to this, so here goes!
"Now I lay me down to bed.
I pray the Lord for POW to shred!
...and if it's Deep when I awake,
Epic Lines I Vow to take!!!!"
. Hopefully subsequent submissions will be more eloquent, artistic and less "Limericky" than mine!