oh lor lor..... i do not zink you ave seen zee sort of rooms zat i am used to Monseur MPD, you stoopeed petite boy! unlike zee rat infested stink oles you call ome, i stay in places that charge more than just zee hourly rate!
if you want to get an idea, of zee size of zee suites i am used to, then get up from your chair, go to your front door, step outside.. et voila! eet is eet!
as for saying my skin is mouldy or warty, you clearly ave never enjoyed the luxury of Molten Brown products!? i am not surpised, as zey are tres exclusive and far to expensive for the likes of you and your teddy friend... not zat i ave to pay for mine of course as zey give zem to me, so i might promote zem to my glamourous entourage.....
and i fear nozink from NRG or er gecko.... some of my best friends are gecko.... in fact you may know zee work of one of zem.... YouTube - Free Pie and Chips