When I'm sittin on a toilet, in house that I don't know,
Lookin all around me, "Where'd the toilet paper go",
Feelin real uneasy, feelin real uncertain;
Had to wipe my ass again with a plastic shower curtain.
It's those little things, those itty bitty things,
It's those little things like that that piss me off.
Rodney Carrington
There is more to that song but I can't remeber all words. It's some thing about unknowingly picking up a trasvestite named venus. I'll get some other good ones when I get home
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