Pro-slappin here too.
What if its a wet-snow day and there's an extra 23 pounds of snow sittin on my board? What...you think I'm gonna stoop down and brush that shit off with my hands? How bourgeois.
No, I'm gonna slap. It's my mating call. How you think I got my girlfriend? Sure as hell wasn't charm and flowers.
It's like caribou rutting season. Don't fuck with me. I'll slap you into next Tuesday.