Oh Yeah! Let me slap summa that shit ALL
over me n my gear! Cuz everybody knows that when you ride, you definitely want to alienate and piss off every
single member of the female of the species that you can!
I'm hoping to look "super steezy" on the slopes so I can impress a bunch of swingin' dicks???? Riiiiight!!
....Like it's not enough of a sausage fest already?? WTF!