Wear boarder pants so low and baggy of the loudest colour you can find that no one can see where your knees begin.
A jacket so baggy and low it drags in the snow. (also no matter how hot the bar is at night you can't take it off!!)
Spray anyone who's standing or sitting right next to a feature or in your way!
Do one park run then spend the rest of the day at the side chilling with your mates jeering anything slightly S**t.
shout horrible bad things at any bladers that use the park!
any of your mates hurt themselves check to see if they're ok then if they are laugh in their face!
Put your headphones on so loud you can't hear anything!
hmmmm have I left anything out?