so the guy to the left of me can't eat fruit (which he does all day) with his mouth closed. sounds like he is crushing grapes in the middle of a fucking marshland!
and the guy to the right of me thinks he can whistle but instead is merely blasting out, all day long, a stream of unintelligible wind noise.
i swear, if my team hadn't won last night, there'd be murders here this morning!
happy fucking wednesday! take my advice: stay in bed!
Just coz you don't understand it
Doesn't mean it makes no sense!