This has been floating around for awhile, but it's always worth a read. Fucking hilarious.
Not sure if it's real or not, but I'm leaning toward yes. Function 4 Sports is a real shop in Harrisonburg, VA and ironically enough, they're going out of a business. I guess making $40k a week from noobs is insufficient for supporting a snowboardsurfing shop.
Function4Sports - We are going out of business! Liquidation sale, don't miss it!
"People say that marijuana smoking is going to get in the way of my career. I say to them that on the contrary, my fighting career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking." -Nick Diaz