Originally Posted by justdust
I thought religion [I]was[I] torture. Wearing a tie on Sunday, sitting on a hard wooden bench with no air conditioning in summertime, listening to someone tell me that if I did any of the things I wanted to do I was going to burn in hell forever and then ask me for money, enduring endless readings from a book written by I don't know how many dead guys about 2000 years ago which may or may not have been accurately translated from the various languages it was originally written in by said dead guys who were retelling oral histories hundreds of years old because when the greatest event in the history of mankind actually occurred nobody bothered to write it down at the time and preserve the record.....oops, time to apply rant brake!
Wow, you get benches at your church? Mine it's stand sit kneel sit stand kneel stand some more sit then follow out the door whilst your fellow parish folk talk about what the others are wearing. Now if they just played In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida on the organ ala The Simpsons, I'd be a church goer again.