Quick and dirty report:
Left Clarkston around 10pm on Wednesday, arrived at Mt. Bohemia about 730am on Thursday. Tried to find some coffee, no dice. Napped in the car for a minute. Went back to the general store down the road and scored some coffee. Rode all day. Good conditions especially for spring; 4-5" of fresh snow. Sun was out, mid-30's by mid-afternoon so it was getting heavy and tracked. But it was a beautiful day and we had our pow in the AM as it was. Friday AM, real chunky the first few laps, but again sun came out and softened it up, so Saturday was more of a spring conditions with heavier wet snow, no big deal. A few more inches (hoping for 5-7" but got maybe 3") on Friday night which was just enough to stay for a few extra hours. Not perfect conditions but all things considered and for this time of year it was OK by me. The weather all three days was mostly sunny, good views from the summit, it's basically a 360 view and the mountain property covers all sides of the hill. Amazing views of Superior and Lac La Belle, and the mountain itself is also spectacular compared to anything else in the mitten.
Lives up to the hype. That mountain really is unlike anywhere else I've ridden. Hard to describe, it is probably the most challenging terrain overall (there may be individual trails in Jackson Hole, etc. that are more difficult, but on average, Bohemia is more challenging).
With only 2 chairlifts, every run is "top to bottom" and at about 800-900' per run, the trails are long enough to get a great workout. My guesstimate was about 30 runs and somewhere in the 22-25k vert range for the day. My GPS shit out on my when I ran in to a tree, and I lost half the day's tracks, but during the second half of the day it tallied 12 runs and 10k vertical feet so I think my guesstimate was on point.
Most of the "trails" are gladed areas. Of the 95 marked trails, they have maybe a dozen that I would consider "trails". In good or decent conditions, these would be accessible for most of you guys, but they tend to track out pretty quickly, and you'd probably be bored if you stuck only to these few trails. These are peppered with natural terrain variations like banks, some small drops, hairpins, etc., and you can always duck in to the woods just about anywhere, from just about any trail.
Some of the glades are fairly mellow and a little more navigable (I think this was Pirate Cove/Parrot/etc. but I'd have to check the trail map) but for the most part they are moderately to very steep.
There are cliffs and rock drops of various sizes from a few feet to probably a 30-footer we could see from the road but were not able to find (not that we would have hit it... ). They are not *everywhere* but there are enough of them and they are easy enough to find if you don't mind traversing some glades looking for them. We hit a few though and Joe actually did go off a pretty big one.
Overall, the drive there sucked but it was worth it for sure, and I would do it again. There is no doubt in my mind that nothing in the Midwest compares to this place, and like I said to be honest, if you want to be challenged by terrain, you won't be disappointed even compared to most Western resorts.