I like "junkie". That seems pretty accurate.
Also, it's ok, you guys can make fun of me. I view it as being jumped into the gang. One of my instructors called me Short Bus for the duration of his lesson, and I bought him a beer afterward because he was a great teacher. So do your worst.
All that aside, there's nothing that makes me happier, so I'm just trying to hang onto it all year. I'm tired of being so cool that I can't get excited about things that I love. Especially things I love more than breathing.
And hey, if you're nice, I might even make you a gaitor.