So I went out tonight to a party. Had a great time. They had food and deserts there.I didnt want any desert because I had this frozen peanut butter chocolate ice cream cake at home in the freezer. Well I just got home and discovered those two oversized fed after midnight gremlins ate that entire cake but one lousy piece
and the piece they left wasnt fit for a mouse!!! and here I am looking at this crumb thinking about what I passed up at the party!! And they had the nerve to leave the knife inside the box!!! not only are they hogs but LAZY ASS hogs!!
Throw it at them in their beds. When they wake up and say "Why did you throw that cake at me!?", respond with "What cake?"
Optionally, you could go with "I just won a bunch of tickets to Disney World and was too excited for rationality!!!" When they say "Really!?", say "No, not really. Next time, leave me some god damn cake."