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Old 11-04-2009, 05:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default I would like to thank Vodka.......

For making life's awkward moments much more tolerable......

Last night got in a fight with the Husband.......saw his reflection in my vodka and thought Chinese water torture would be a fun game....problem is... I couldn't really waste the extra vodka so it was necessary to drink it, and refill the glass multiple times to get the desired effect. When I finally decide the fucker must be dead...it was around 3:30am and I wasn't sure where my bed was.....when I finally stumbled upon my bed(and I mean that literally).....my fantastic mood was once again ruined by reality....the bastard was still there....so I passed out on the couch...
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