Just broke my collar bone, on my first day back. What have you done?
Licked a frozen metal flag pole.
How long you out of commission for?
I died once. I'm like jesus only I don't heal people or walk on water.
How do you board in those sandals?
"Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity."
10/11 - 24, Smote on Feb 13