I'll give them a call tomorrow and see if they would be amenable to an exchange. If not, I've only had them since the 28th and have only worn them three times, all for less than an hour if not less. Additionally, I have the receipt (which says, in all caps 'all sales final no returns') which is dated, so odds are I will not take too big a hit on eBay.
Thanks for the advice, but this experience does not endear me to the brand. It is not hate, rather cautiousness.