Ok, this should be fun.
Some times I wear handrails
, but they make me way look fat, and occasionally bloody.
In the summer, I often wear knickers
. These just make me look funny.
In the fall, the knickers get a little tighter
. These make look like a wanna be extra from Friday Night Lights.
If I'm really feeling The Force, I'll rock my Halloween costume
from when I was 5. This one makes me look really short and blonde.
Then some times, when I am feeling Japanese, I'll rock this
. This makes me look like I want a speeding ticket, or so the police seem to think so.
And last, when I'm feeling like a rockstar, or just want to make people laugh at me, these
In truth, I normally dress the way I am in the handrail pic.