(1) I suspect spam.
(2) Those things look dumb.
(3) Those people look dumber. Rich white boy "gansters" in the middle of the woods, during the winter, on the side of the mountain are, by default, silly.
"Murda mask." I scoff.
"Nancy Ninja Nabs Nefarious Nymph. Pays Price Per Pissed Pants!" -Flick
"Up, up, my people, let smoke and flame be our sign!"
-The White Rose Society