HAHAHAH!! It's true, our chicks are fckin skanks. I didn't know that resonated all the way out West though lol.
Taking a year off for snowboarding is the sickest idea ever. You'll remember your experience for your whole life.
I bet there's lots of nice girls in Australia who are clean and decent human beings. But you seem to export all your diseased sluts to Canadian Ski Resorts. Don't get me wrong; they're lots of fun, but just make sure to wrap it up!