The attempt to compile to an MDE failed. We're not sure why -- there are lots of possible reasons. We're not going to list them or give you any indication of why it failed in this particular case. No, they're not listed on the Microsloth site either. Good luck with that, eh.
(I may be paraphrasing slightly)
In retrospect, "Let's get the goat drunk"
should have been my cue to leave the party.