You know you're a snowboarder when...
-You're so bored of being injured you duct taped your arm to your chest and went snowboarding
-You smile every time you eat pretzels, melons, roast beef or chicken salad
-There is nothing you dread more then explaining what a cab double cork 1260 melon is to your friend who doesn't snowboard
-Whenever it's winter you're always covered in bruises
-You think Alaska actually sounds like a nice place to live
-You know someone from Finland
-Your foot is stained the colour of your snow socks
That's all I can think of right now. Go.
Sorry if there's already a thread like this I searched and couldn't find one