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Old 07-02-2011, 12:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
CheeseForSteeze
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Haha, race cam lawn mower. I'm imagining the sound of high lift cam GM small block firing at idle while you sit there shitting, vomiting and pissing yourself. In college, that was called a "triple threat" if you managed to get drunk enough to do all three in one night. I have no idea what you call it if you do it all at the same time. But congrats, that's the first I've heard ofthat happening.

Next time, grab the wire in your right hand and do it with the back of your hand.

And if a burglar does get stuck on your fence, you should run out there and fire up the lawnmower and hand it to him. Routine maintenance.

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