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Old 11-15-2011, 04:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Well, Republicans are different from Democrats. How so? Let us count the ways.

They have more money.2
They have more friends.3
They are more religious.4
They are healthier.5
They are more likely to be married.6
They like their communities better.7
They like their jobs more.8
They are more satisfied with their family life.9
They like the weather better.10
They have fewer financial worries.11
They're more likely to see themselves doing better in life than their parents did.12
They're more likely to feel that individuals - rather than outside forces - control their own success or failure.13
They have more of what they most value in life. (No, it's not money).14
All of these differences are associated with the partisan happiness gap and reasons to vote Republican

I found this on the internet, so it has to be true...How ironic considering the internet was invented by Al Gore...
There is no reason to vote republican, unless you're greedy.

They have more money, because they're sociopaths obsessed with controlling everything.
They have more friends, because they pick up the tab.
They're more religious, because protecting their wealth is the new religion.
They're healthier, because god damn, that shit is expensive.
They're more likely to be married, because once that bitch has her hooks in she's not going anywhere without a bounty.
They have better communities, because they live in castles amongst other castles.
They like their jobs more, because they're running a racket, and hell given the choice...
They're more satisfied with their family life, because their nannies not only raise their kids, but they give great head.
They like the weather better, because the cold is a lot more tolerable when your inside with heat.
They have fewer financial worries, because see reason 1.
They're more likely to see themselves doing better in life than their parents did, especially with all that money their parents left them.
They're more likely to feel that individuals - rather than outside forces - control their own success or failure, because there's no road block you can't buy a way around.
They have more of what they most value in life, and clearly that's not money.
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