I tried to read it but it reminded me of this essay my friend wrote for the NYS Regents back in the late 90's that involved Persian cats and the Vietnam War. He got I believe 45 out of a possible 100 but it was well worth it.
I had a friend turn in a BS essay similar to this when we were in high school. The teacher was going to give him a 10 out of 100 but he misspelled a word in his title so she took an additional point for a grand total of 9 out of 100.
It was worth a good laugh when we got the graded papers back but his parents didn't find it nearly as funny when the teacher decided to call home and let them know of their son's progress. Good times. lol