Originally Posted by dreampow
I pretty much knew what you were saying, just couldn't help it.
Interestingly Bacteria do actually swap segments of their DNA with other Bacteria. They do have a fully actively changing genome though their short lives. One of the reasons why resistance to antibiotics spreads so fast.
Mmmmmmm.... Bacteria sex....
In retrospect, "Let's get the goat drunk"
should have been my cue to leave the party.