So the best boards for hauling ass are stiff, its what makes them stable and able to blast through crud with out being bumped around a lot, you might want to make a compromise there.
The Raptor X would be sweet and probably your best option.
Ride Berzerker Wide
K2 Slayblade or turbodream both come in wides
Unity Dominion wide, if you can find one.
Yes Big City
lib-tech dark series wide (its little on the heavy side)
If you dont mind not having setback: lib tech T-rice pro hp point tips, or banana magic wide.
Dude, suckin at somethin' is just the first step to bein' sorta good at somethin'