- Broken wrist
- bruised tailbone (landed really funny in a 1/4 pipe when I was way younger)
- fucked both shoulders multiple times
- bruised my chest on a mogul at Jay Peak last year
- elbowed myself in the ribs this year!
- landed goggles first once
- hit my buddy in the head, got a concussion and forgot how to talk properly (bought a helmet after that)
- thought I tore my ass open when I landed on it from about 10 feet up after I hit a lip funny
Back in my skiing days, before my balls dropped I fell on some corn snow and tore my face to shit. It never healed.