Originally Posted by CheeseForSteeze
Faggot at one point referred to small sticks used as kindling before being later redefined, through a concept called common usage, to refer to one who gathered said materials or performed other menial, laborious work to eek out a meager existence. Gay once meant someone of a good-natured disposition.
And thus, you're a gay, faggot douche canoe.
To add to "fag" it could also mean bassoon in the muscle world, or a cigarette. =]