Yeah, I wouldn't put this in the slam section either. Oh, wait. I'm the guy who breaks his tooth eating a granola bar...
When I was still in a HS, I chipped a tooth when I tripped over a door sill and smashed a beer bottle into my mouth. Twas not smooth.
"People say that marijuana smoking is going to get in the way of my career. I say to them that on the contrary, my fighting career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking." -Nick Diaz