Groan of the day
A group of boyscouts was taking a hike through the forest. As they were
crossing a stream, one of the boys dropped his wallet into the water.
Suddenly a carp jumped, grabbed the wallet and tossed it to another
carp. Then that carp passed it to another carp, and all over the river
carp appeared and tossed the wallet back and forth.
"Well, boys," said the Scout leader, "you've just seen a rare case
of carp-to-carp walleting."
Coffee is your friend. Everyone else is an acquaintance.