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Old 05-07-2012, 10:01 AM   #2 (permalink)
Donutz
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A father gave his teen-age daughter an untrained pedigreed pup for
her birthday. An hour later, when wandered through the house, he found her
looking at a puddle in the center of the kitchen. "My pup," she murmured
sadly, "runneth over."

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