There was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket... Nantucket.
He followed the couple to Pawtucket
The girl and the guy with the bucket
He said to the man, you're welcome to Nan
But as for the bucket... uh, I forgot how it ends.
Due to the rising cost of ammo, do not expect a warning shot! Sorry for the inconvenience.