Drunk with power...er beer.
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada
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A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender,
"Do you serve lawyers here?".
"Sure do," replied the bartender.
"Good," said the man. "Give me a beer, and I'll have a lawyer for
Coffee is your friend. Everyone else is an acquaintance.