Originally Posted by hktrdr
I believe the full version of that one is:
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Did you hear about the autistic schizophrenic? He hears voices but ignores them.
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.