Originally Posted by hktrdr
I believe the full version of that one is:
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Did you hear about the autistic schizophrenic? He hears voices but ignores them.
I told my kids, "Someday, you'll have kids of your own." One of them said, "So will you."
-- Rodney Dangerfield.