Originally Posted by hktrdr
I believe the full version of that one is:
Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac? He lay awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Did you hear about the autistic schizophrenic? He hears voices but ignores them.
In retrospect, "Let's get the goat drunk"
should have been my cue to leave the party.