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Old 08-02-2012, 10:48 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Once were seven men, with brains so fine,
They created a pussy, to their design,
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
Using hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
Using red velvet, he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
Using fox fur, he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish, and gave it that smell,
Sixth was a priest by the name of McGee,
He touched it and bless it and said it could pee,
Seventh was a sailor, dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt!

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