LOL! It's true.
I don't know much about the workings of Evergreen businesses. From where I live, I can get down to the CO Mills area quicker than I can downtown Evergreen, plus I don't have to run the cop gauntlet that is Evergreen Parkway.
The one place I did used to frequent was El Rancho because it was less than 5 minutes from my house, but they recently had a change of management and the new guys have 100% completely fucked it up.
If I had the money, I'd buy those dipshits out and start a brewery in that joint. It would make a fucking killing.
"People say that marijuana smoking is going to get in the way of my career. I say to them that on the contrary, my fighting career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking." -Nick Diaz