'that failed more than your mom's attempted abortion'
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight.
The evidence that you are a idiot will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
Okay, now onto the insult.
Life isn't for everyone, you should quit.
Wit - 0/10
Sarcasm - 0/10
Original Thinking - 0/10
I can't imagine what it must be like to be so damn dense...Most trolls I've seen on other boards at least put forth a good effort and make me chuckle with some humor when confronted with their own passive/aggressive style.
You, on the other hand, made me wince with the lamest comeback/insult I've ever read on the internet. Seriously.