I flew my wife to Victoria
dude, wtf? Tell your wife to knit you one on the plane.
seroiusly. I just knit one up for myself out of a really soft wool AND it matches my kit. I might knit up a few more, too.
and can I just say for those of you with beards that...well there is nothing more fucking nasty and un sexy then frozen boogers and spit and shit in yer beard.
If you want to look like a disgusting mountain man that by all means have at it. if you want any chance with the ladies keep that shit trimmed up around your faceholes. (hey, we do it too. just not on our face)