For those of us that spend a ton of time on the bus\train\plane playing games is far far superior on the iOS and apple is still king for reliability\stability, I do wish I could install a torrent and free emulator client without jailbreaking but that's about it.
Some of us actually get paid to think 50+ hours a week....I just want my phone to work reliably and have a battery that lasts a long time. It already does a 100x more than I need it to and I have yet to find one feature on an Android phone that would actually add value to my life.
And there is nothing wrong with that, I just don't like to stop thinking is all. Still your truly a Apple sheep if you can't see how having flash, YouTube, and most of all true turn by turn navigation with a map that works is not a advantage.