I personally probably wouldn't wear one, but that's just me.
I'm not sayin' I don't like them either, you & your little hoody are pretty cute.
While I would go the beard route.
I would much rather see a hot chick with your little getup on, than a dirty lookin' beard with snotcicles gleaming in the sunlight.
I thought of a deadly little addition to go with your hoody too!
Make a little matching tail

I'm totally cereal, have it attach with a snap on button. Lots of pant have a snap there for powder skirts to go together.
Much easier to find the honeys, I can just see it now....
Doin' up her bindings, with that little tail all propped up in the air. Mmmm.
Yep sounds good, start production.
I hope your business does wicked

, so my royalty checks are bigger
If you use my idea, become millionaires & don't share. Ninjas will get you in your sleep.
I'll make sure they whisper "timmytard" in your ears, right before the end.
No, I totally kidding



(I think legally I have to put that?)
TT