The gulf coast wouldn't be doing shit. They'd be partying and acting a fool right up until the shit really hit the fan, then they'd be begging for .gov to come and save their dumb asses. Then they'd trash the Super Dome and New Orleans in the aftermath.
Oh, wait... what was that? You mean that already happened?
"People say that marijuana smoking is going to get in the way of my career. I say to them that on the contrary, my fighting career is getting in the way of my marijuana smoking." -Nick Diaz