I got you taken care of, bro. I have a nice self-contained studio apartment for rent. It's freshly painted a beautiful blue, is surrounded by nature in the Vail valley, and the rent is right in your range.... Paypal me $50 and you can move in whenever.
I began reading: "I got you taken care of, bro"
and I thought: Oh hell yea! Someone has got me covered!!!! AWESOME!
then I scrolled down slightly, revealing the 'self-contained studio apartment' that was being mentioned and I went:
Thanks for the good laugh, how close is this thing to the lifts?
Good shit aside, all other serious
feedback is super appreciated!