LOL. To each their own, but I rarely give two shietz about how a board looks - I care more about performance and comfort with my style of riding.
Just curious but have you seen videos of Jake Blauvelt shredding up backcountry pow on his Ride Berzerker? It might make you change your mind about Ride boards in general (I'm guessing by your comments you're looking at "higher" end, premium boards....), with the Slackcountry being their top of the line powder board. Check out the vid below - so sick!
Jake Blauvelt Naturally Full Part - YouTube