I don't go to either of those schools but I know a few people who do.
I spent a weekend at UVM. The thing that struck me most was WEED, LOTS OF WEED. I don't partake myself but it seemed like everyone there had smoked recently/was smoking/planned to smoke soon. My view's probably a little biased though because the friend I was visiting was a pretty big stoner in high school so gravitated toward it in college too. The people were all pretty chill. Girls didn't seem especially ugly or especially attractive compared to other schools I've been to.
My friend at St. Mike's got kicked out before I had a chance to visit him so I can't say anything about there.