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Originally Posted by Donutz View Post
Rickard's Red.
Do you really like that shit? Yuk.

Well, have I ever got some good news for you then.

Hemlock's big Chinese Downhill. You can win it Donutz!!!!

Last 2 years in a row, it has all come down to the chugging of 1 nasty ass warm pint of Rickard's Red.

The course isn't long enough for any one person to develop a significant lead, so the leaders all end up getting to the bottom @ the same time.

This is where I think this race turns to shit.
When you reach the bottom you have to take your board off, run about 50 feet to a table & pound 1 nasty ass warm pint of Rickard's Red.

Both times I went in it, I was in the lead pack.
Everybody got to the beer @ the same time.
The winner both times was the guy who could pound that shit the fastest.

I said it before, if Norm from Cheers, & Travis Rice were both in this race, as long as Norm could stay with the pack, when they got to the beer, Norm would crush them & be King of the Mountain.

I think the beer chugging is fuckin' bullshit & shouldn't be included.
Solely based on the fact that I can't pound that shit.

But that could spell victory in your case.
If you do win the fancy shiny gold tinfoil U.F.C. style belt, that has eluded me, it is to be treated like Lord Stanley's cup.
I get it for a day.

That probably got you pretty stoked eh?
I bet Norm's one of your hero's isn't he?
Now's your chance to be Norm.......


If whatever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger.

Then I am so close to immortality
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