So are you Clarkson or Captain Slow?
Anyhow, none of your rides can compare to mine (I'm sure you're all going to be jealous):
I'm Clarkson taking a dump on the hitch toilet!!!
The minivan is awesome!
In all seriousness I'd love a LHD Hilux with the mods they did to it to get it to the magnetic north pole. Not sure why I'd want one or what I'd ever use it for, mostly just to drive through snow filled fields in my spare time I guess.
But it'd be AWESOME!!!