So heres the deal. Most of you probably don't know about this, I tend to keep it under wraps as its not a very popular lifestyle, but I like to keep a hostage in the basement on a pretty regular basis. I get the feeling this is "frowned upon".
Well sometimes these little piggies die off, or lose games that I make for us to play which end up in them getting killed.
My current pet is a real gem, let me tell you! She's great at the games, and keeps the noise down in general.
This holiday season's game is "snowboarding, or die".
Wiredsport, I'm sure I don't have to spell out where you come in.
Stoke a newb and save a life!
disclaimer: you said story
I knew you were a fuc**ing sicko!