My snowboard is my most prized possession. It's my dream car, my true pride and joy.
And if some asshole was to try to steel my baby one day... I'd go Liam Neeson on his ass!
I'd call him: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT I WILL FIND YOU, AND I WILL..." I'd chase him down and find out who he is, where he lives, and how to get to him. At 3:00 AM I'd break into his house..."WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY DAUGHTER?! (board)". I'd find that he handed it to a bunch of rich gangsters who are trying to auction it for their own use! They'd then capture me and try to kill me, but I'd escape and take 'em out...I'd then find my board leaving on a boat. I'd jump on the boat, take down the gangster criminal running this whole operation and take back my snowboard!
And then a few years later they'd take my board again in an epic sequel, in which I would again kick their asses (hopefully for good this time) and take back my beloved board.
What would I do then? I'd go snowboarding, of course!