Oh fuck you Canadians and your fucking awesome snow and huge vertical. Fuckers.
It's taken us 150 years to be better than you guys at SOMETHING! Okay our beer and rye are pretty good, but the snowboarding! I was thinking about Alaska last year but realized we have a longer season in the Alberta rockies than almost anywhere else...
Anyway, I'll do a little snow dance for you. We all deserve a big helping of the white stuff!