Alright in advance I'm sorry about this

You nmay get a kick out of this though

The other day I saw my friend putting chapstick on his eyes and I was like WTF. He went on to explain that all the "legit west coast snowboarders" do this to prevent "eye chapping".I also told him about the fact that you where goggles while boarding and he said that the cold air goes through the goggle vents. I just want to show him that no one actually does this because chapstick was designed to go no where near your eyes!
Thanks